Published on June 27, 2005 By Death_By_Beebles In Poetry
Cope for just a second.
I know that it must be hard for you
in your air-conditioning and in that Lexus of yours,
up in suburbia.

You complain about taking the
dog out for a shit, and walking the trash
down your 15 yard driveway. That's
hard work, isn't it?

I'd like to see you try,
just try and lift this bucket of feed,
or better yet, stack two loads of hay,
you'd pass out and die because
of all the fancy crap you eat.

You? You're soft.
Now that I've got your attention,
shut up about how hard life is.
You who think Panera is beneath them - -

Just shut up.

Comments
on Jun 27, 2005
The title made me laugh because it's directly above an article called "Why Is It Hard To Get A Boyfriend??????"
on Jun 27, 2005
The title made me laugh because it's directly above an article called "Why Is It Hard To Get A Boyfriend??????"




I didn't even notice, but now that you mention it, it's quite obvious. Plus, it's funny even when I'm not trying to be.
on Jun 28, 2005
Heh, heh...I like this. Yelling at people who don't see how easy they have it.....*sigh*, it's great.

~Zoo
on Jun 28, 2005
Personally, I have no use for people who think the awsome metal band Pantera is beneath them...

Oh. Wait...

What's Panera?