Or, how I loose my 4-H project and learn a valuable life lesson
Published on August 25, 2004 By Death_By_Beebles In Current Events
I live on a farm.

Whilst I let that sink in, I’m going to talk about my 4-H club. My 4-H club which from now on I will call “Blank”, is a smaller club that basically deals with livestock. This is my last year in 4-H, since next year I will not be able to take a steer (male neutered cow) since I will be in college at the time of the show. The adviser for blank is a nice lady who I will now refer to as Mrs. Blank. Mrs. Blank does a pretty good job, and makes sure that everything is taken care of so that we get fair passes and other things, and she reminds us of all our commitments, etc.

So, Mrs. Blank decides that a hoof trimmer is going to come down and work on animals that are owned by people who are in the blank. So, my brother, sister and I all take our cattle over to Mrs. Blank’s house. After my steer, who I’ve affectionately named “Turd”, gets his toenails trimmed, he gets out of the head chute and freaks out. He gets loose, and starts running away. Well, to make a long story very short, I follow him for 2 miles down a very dangerous road, into a bean field a mile long, and then back to the farm. That little bastard ran 6 miles, and I had to run right after him the whole way. Well, we finally got him caught at the end, but I was pissed. And now I don’t have a 4-H project anymore.

But really, the whole idea of this blog isn’t about my cow. You see, I learned a valuable lesson while chasing this cow. Sometimes, even when you give it your all, even when you’ve spent years of hard work and time into something, it can still turn out bad, or not even turn out. It’s a big disappointment, and in life, you will have that. So, even though my cow is evil, he taught me something about life that I don’t think a lot of young people realize before college.

By the way, my little “Turd” is now in a different pen. He is in the pen of “cows to be butchered”. I think he’ll taste great. *Evil Laugh*

Peace,

Beebes

Comments (Page 2)
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on Aug 27, 2004
Yes, these little faces seem to be everywhere...

I like em, though!

Peace,

Beebes
on Aug 27, 2004
Beebles, you ever done the cow-tipping thing?
on Aug 27, 2004

Poor cow....


"Top of the food chain, baby, top of the food chain"


No, not really.  Take away our weapons and see how really pathetic we are (hell, most animals on Earth could kill us if we didn't have weapons).  We just like to *think* that we are the top of the food chain

on Aug 27, 2004
Beebles, my advice is as follows:



Just kidding folks...but I had to use it!!



on Aug 27, 2004
uhhh, I entered the wrong number on that last one....with hilarious results...it should have been:





I hope THAT one came out right!
on Aug 27, 2004
uhhh, I entered the wrong number on that last one....


I was wondering....
on Aug 27, 2004

uhhh, I entered the wrong number on that last one....


I was wondering what you were doing with his mother

on Aug 27, 2004
No talking about my mom!

No, xtine, I have never done the "cow tipping thing". Beef cattle sleep laying down. Some dairy cows sleep standing up, but only because they stand all day getting milked, so they're just used to it. We have a beef heard, and I've never seen a sleeping cow standing up.

No, not really. Take away our weapons and see how really pathetic we are (hell, most animals on Earth could kill us if we didn't have weapons). We just like to *think* that we are the top of the food chain


Maybe the weapons are the top of the food chain? Too bad they can't eat.

I'm pretty sure about anything can kill you, you just have to be extremely unlucky. I mean, normally a salmon wouldn't kill you, but what if you tried to eat it and choked on it? Or a cricket. Crickets are on my list of not so very harmful critters list. Maybe if you enhaled it....

Peace,

Beebes
on Aug 27, 2004
beebles,

I am HORRENDOUSLY sorry for that accidental typo...I even wrote a blog about it...lol.

Thing is, I have all the links on a notepad, and I copied the wrong link.
on Aug 29, 2004
Awwww....poor cow!! That's what that dumb bastard deserves!! Mwahaha. lol. I like the smileys guys!

~carebear~
on Sep 07, 2004
I don't get it. Why is your project down the drain if your cow just ran away? Probably there is some really obvious 4H rule that I don't know about. I'm super curious though. Did he permanently wreck his manicure?

You remind me of Tommy Lee Jones in The Fujitive. That cow made a break for freedom and you kept pursuing till ya caught the sucker!

If your cow hadn't run away, how much longer would it have lived? Cause I'm thinking there is another lesson to be learned from Turd's point of view-- sometimes a break for freedom just ends you up in worse trouble. Ha! We should all remember Turd's new predicament when we are feeling oppressed.
on Jan 10, 2006
wow, i know this was ages ago, but i just read this and cracked up. I'm glad Dani wasn't in here, she'd be looking at me funny.
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