Or, how I loose my 4-H project and learn a valuable life lesson
Published on August 25, 2004 By Death_By_Beebles In Current Events
I live on a farm.

Whilst I let that sink in, I’m going to talk about my 4-H club. My 4-H club which from now on I will call “Blank”, is a smaller club that basically deals with livestock. This is my last year in 4-H, since next year I will not be able to take a steer (male neutered cow) since I will be in college at the time of the show. The adviser for blank is a nice lady who I will now refer to as Mrs. Blank. Mrs. Blank does a pretty good job, and makes sure that everything is taken care of so that we get fair passes and other things, and she reminds us of all our commitments, etc.

So, Mrs. Blank decides that a hoof trimmer is going to come down and work on animals that are owned by people who are in the blank. So, my brother, sister and I all take our cattle over to Mrs. Blank’s house. After my steer, who I’ve affectionately named “Turd”, gets his toenails trimmed, he gets out of the head chute and freaks out. He gets loose, and starts running away. Well, to make a long story very short, I follow him for 2 miles down a very dangerous road, into a bean field a mile long, and then back to the farm. That little bastard ran 6 miles, and I had to run right after him the whole way. Well, we finally got him caught at the end, but I was pissed. And now I don’t have a 4-H project anymore.

But really, the whole idea of this blog isn’t about my cow. You see, I learned a valuable lesson while chasing this cow. Sometimes, even when you give it your all, even when you’ve spent years of hard work and time into something, it can still turn out bad, or not even turn out. It’s a big disappointment, and in life, you will have that. So, even though my cow is evil, he taught me something about life that I don’t think a lot of young people realize before college.

By the way, my little “Turd” is now in a different pen. He is in the pen of “cows to be butchered”. I think he’ll taste great. *Evil Laugh*

Peace,

Beebes

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on Aug 25, 2004
MMMM New York Steaks, Rump Roast, Prime Rib......damn I am getting hungry.
on Aug 25, 2004
Since we have a good 60 cow heard.... beef is main menu almost every night.

I think, out of everything, a nice medium rare steak with homefries, eggs, and a tall cup of orange juice makes the best breakfast, and possibly the best beef meal I've eaten.

It's good to know that you appriciate the cows, SSG Geezer, and aren't talking about cow flatulance that's destroying the ozone. (Thank you Ron White)

Peace,

Beebes
on Aug 25, 2004
That's how we show dominance right there......if you screw up we're going to eat you...mwahahahaha!

~Zoo
on Aug 25, 2004
Erm... ok, Zoo.

I'm scared.

Peace,

Beebes
on Aug 25, 2004
Each year we buy a quarter of a cow, butchered & processed, to stock our freezer. I only wish we had a bigger freezer so we could get a half.

Nothing like beef.
on Aug 25, 2004
Cat, the other,other white meat!. er, I mean Beef; It's what's for dinner!.
on Aug 26, 2004
Cat, the other,other white meat!.


I take it SPC Nbs has shared his nicknames for our cats? If not, he decided before going to Korea that all 3 of our cats should have nicknames, in Korean. So he gave them all nicknames, in Korean, and they were all food. Our 14 pounder he started calling Bul Go Gi!!

I would rather have the beef!
on Aug 26, 2004
If this cow really is truly evil, though, then when you start eating it, it'll taste like... well, like Turd.
on Aug 26, 2004
If this cow really is truly evil, though, then when you start eating it, it'll taste like... well, like Turd.


ROFL!!!
on Aug 26, 2004
mmm, bul go gi....much better than geh go gi but in this case would they call it ko yang i gi?
on Aug 26, 2004
That's how we show dominance right there......if you screw up we're going to eat you...mwahahahaha!


A line I'd love to have heard in a Frank Sinatra movie or on married with children:

"Top of the food chain, baby, top of the food chain"
on Aug 26, 2004
Since I've finally learned how to use the image thing, here's my gift to this thread...



on Aug 26, 2004
The cow/redeemer combo... brutal!
on Aug 26, 2004
That cow gif is sweet! If I had whatever that gun is, I felt like using it on my little "Turd"

Peace,

Beebes
on Aug 26, 2004
i loved this, beebes !. hilarious.

this is for you:



vanessa/mig XX

ps: i just wrote a blog about where to get the other smiley things, and we have all gone a bit mad !
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